WARNING: Sufferers of dente delicato infirmus resistentia, (DDIR) otherwise known as 'a sweet tooth lacking willpower' should avoid prolonged exposure to Uzès. The following items, listed alphabetically, are just some of the culprits found here, able to cause extreme euphoria in said sufferers: biscuits, calissons, candied fruit, caramels, chocolates, cookies, creme brulee, creme glacee, crepes, gummy bears, jelly candy, licorice, lollipops, marshmallows, meringues, macarons, mousse au chocolat, nougat, pain au chocolat, sacristains, tarte tatin, and so on.
We have discovered these dastardly treats lurking in the following places:
La Cure Gourmande, 3 Place aux Herbes, is a biscuiterie confiserie chocolaterie that blatently targets and attracts sufferers of DDIR by returning them "beyond the quality taste to the emotional attachment of the traditional old fashioned product. Created in 1989 'La Cure Gourmande' now has various products in its name, hand made biscuits, Berlandises (fruit jam filled sweets), choupettes (old fashioned South of France lollipop), chocolates, toffees, calissons." Products are presented and sold in quaint little metal boxes and tins harking back to bygone times to further entice its customers. From their website: www.la-cure-gourmande.com
La Patisserie Deschamps Philippe, 6 Boulevard Alliés. This small, seemingly inconspicuous patisserie lures DDIR sufferers in with their mouth-watering display of colourful gateaux in the window and giant slabs of chocolate. Once inside, the DDIR sufferer is overwhelmed and confused by the assault on his/her senses. Unable to think clearly, s/he will torment him/herself with the possibilities. Will it be crème brûlée (they sweeten the deal further by letting you keep the ceramic dish it was baked in), a raspberry macaron (it melts in your mouth), or a dozen handmade chocolates? It is strongly advised that all DDIR sufferers enter this store with a DDIR immune friend who will be able to pry you away, if your inability to think clearly causes you to ask for one of everything in the store.
Haribo Museum, Pont des Charettes, Uzès. The mecca of candy. It is here where they implant DDIR into new generations of sufferers and fortify it in seasoned ones. This is confirmed by a visit to the museum/factory, where long queues of mostly young children wait eagerly to get inside. Once through the doors, they are given bags of FREE candy, along with tokens to be used in the candy vending machines, for more FREE candy. A tour through the museum then explains how Haribo came to be Europe's largest candy manufacturer and shows how their sweets are made. There are interactive games, large colourful gummy bears, endless displays of jellies, licorice, marshmallows, and even clothing made of candy. Then, to make sure DDIR has firmly been established, visitors end up in a giant boutique filled with all Haribo has to offer...in bulk sizes! If by this point, children have not sworn their undying loyalty and love for Haribo candy, one last pitch is made...they are given 50 % off tickets for the amusement games outside. Hopped up on sugar, new DDIR converts can take a spin around the go-cart track, jump on the trampolines, or practice flips on the bungee/trampoline. With this, Haribo is assured they will leave screaming, "Haribo...je t'aime!" Back at home, where they come down from their sugar high, they can open the FREE packs of candy bulging in their pockets, log on to Haribo.com and continue to feed their addiction.
Having grown up with a mother who has struggled with DDIR for years and whose favourite line is "the diet starts tomorrow" I know first hand the effects of this troublesome addiction. While in Uzès, said mother had to be monitored carefully, with gentle reminders from Yanni, "Grandma, what did we say?" or "Grandma, you already had dessert today."
So, you have been warned. DDIR sufferers: travel to Uzès at your own risk. Now, I need to go pick up three more crème brûlée. What? My mother needs a few more dishes to complete her set!